God damn spiders

I woke up today and when I got out of bed I felt something on me and in my hair. I kinda just brushed it off. I figured it was lint or something. So then I realize a part of my back itches and I stratch it and theres this lump on it about twice the size of a pimple, and it hurts. So I go take a leak and come back in the room and as the sun is coming through the window I notice a spider web hanging down from the wall. As I go over to get my clothes I see this huge ass spider on the wall.

God damn, this thing was crawling on me all night and sank it's fangs into me. Also te crazy part about it was I had a dream about a spider last night too. Maybe it was trying to tell me a spider was crawling on me.

I don't hate spiders as much as a lot of people, but I took a shower the second I killed that bitch.

Anyone else have a similiar experience with bugs?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek

Spiders? Please. You want to know what's really nasty. I mean really, really nasty? Millipedes. The little brown ones that come out of nowhere whenever it rains. They breed like bacteria, crawl all over everything, and if you disturb them in any way they will defend themselves by releasing the most utterly foul and noxious stench you will ever smell. My room is in the basement, and I have to deal with these monstrosities every summer.

I used to have a terrible centipede problem in my old house. I had so many damn centipedes it was crazy. They are harmless, but ugly and freaky looking. Especially when they get huge.


As far as spiders go, I'm lucky that Black Widows and poisonous spiders don't reside in Philly.

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