Profiling Based on Your Beverage

I think people who drink alcohol in general suck. How about them apples?

But I usually drink juice, gatorade, soda or water.

My favorite is Stewart's soda. It's so damn good.

I think the whole premise of drinking as a social thing is plain stupid. I drink because I'm thirsty, and only then. So the whole "girls do this guys do that" is stupid to me. Drinking shouldn't have anything to do with your masculinity. I don't see the logic in it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You're right, but I didn't expect it to be so soon as to where someone took it so seriously.

I was being facetious about how I think people who drink alcohol suck, but I really don't get the premise in defining someone by their drink.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't go to bars often, because people smoke in bars, but if you ever see someone at a sports bar, watching a game and drinking a sprite, that's probably me. I know some people who are embarassed to drink a non-alcoholic beverages in bars, but I either get a sprite or a cherry coke.

I never get water, because when people pour water in glasses in restaurants or bars, the water usually tastes dirty.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Tuxedo-Templar

Because they can. Whether it works or not is irrelevant. If it boosts their social status by being able to make claims with the same working principles of pseudo-science that people can buy into, then by god they'll make them. And if you are the unfortunate exception to their rule, then it makes them feel good to get away with inflicting social pressure upon you to make you conform to them. Doesn't matter if you're straighter than a paper cut, shame on you for drinking a fag's drink! You're now a fag. Fag.




I've come to the conclusion that everything we as humans do amount is in some way connected to having or weilding power of some sort. But it really does make sense, since if you look at it, power is the most literal way to ensure survival there can be. And everyone wants to survive, in one way or another.

Which one is a fag's drink? I named like 5 drinks that I like.

All are quite refreshing, and taste good, which is all I ask for in a drink.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm allergic to it also. It makes me break out in hives. Also alcoholic beverages turn my hair grey.

It's insanity.

How ya doing, buddy?