[Movie] [Your] Top Ten Worst Movies of 2007

Movie bashing time lets go

10: Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Everything about this was just plain weird, it was like they were trying too hard to make the finale an epic one, while also avoiding a stereotypical Disney/Hollywood ending like the plague (not that I'm saying sad endings are bad mind you). It has a very different tone to the first two movies, in fact I could practically count the memorable bits on one hand. I honestly felt like I was watching lord of the rings with boats in places the tone was that much more serious, in it's desperation for epic battles and the finale, much of the character of the previous movies was lost along the way.

9: Rush Hour 3

Just disappointing period, I wanted to enjoy this since they're supposed to be no brainer comedy action movies, but the only things that kept me even awake was the car chase, dojo scene and epic as always outtakes. Frankly when the outtakes are better then most of the movie you're doing something very wrong...

8: Shrek 3

Cash cow ahoy! Few things piss me off more in the media then when something is used to death, but despite that people still have an attitude with the franchise like "it's funny because it's Shrek lolz" Is Shrek 3 funny adding a kid with Justin 'wtf is he doing here besides a publicity stunt' Timberlakes voice? Is Shrek 3 funny in reusing old gags like they probably plan to in every movie that follows this one? Is Shrek 3 funny in wasting the talents of not one but two members of Monty Python? Funny to laugh at not with is the answer you're looking for.

Shrek is supposed to be family movies with jokes that will completely go over kids heads, while still keeping everyone entertained, this tripe was to put it kindly for mindless fans and kids only.

7: Ghost Rider

Nicolas Cage apparently loved the comics and had a big part in it's production, so yeah... an actor playing the role of one of this childhood heros, that's pretty much on to a production of fail before you even see the movie.

6. Spider-Man 3

This gets extra fail points because I went to see it on my birthday, this trio of films had an emo undertone to them from the start that pissed me off that has been added purely for the movies. The only time Spidey ever turned emo to my knowledge prior to any of this trilogy was when he was at his lowest which is understandable, but this movie was just off the scales!

As for the dance scene, sure a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously can be a good thing, but not when it swings bipolar style from one extreme to the other like this movie does. Ignoring the lol wtf moments, the only part remotely worth seeing was the short lived Venom finale. Anyone who loved this movie is either a deluded Spidey fan and/or a fan of one the actors.

5. Epic Movie

Aka "Because we can't get away with doing any more scary movie films" jesus christ the last thing we need is another movie of pop culture jokes. Save that shit for TV or internet virals, then I won't have to share the same room with hooting, wooting dickholes with attentions spans of ADHD 10 year olds that they aim those kind of movies for ever again.

4: Farce of the Penguins

Think of the directors of scary movie having a mad drunken party with Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Throw in any other directors with those kind of production values and you're pretty much there in terms of the script. Talking animal films are a hard sale to begin with these days, but a whole film trying to poke fun at a animal documentary is just something not even movie worthy.

3: Norbit

For the love of god and all that is holy... no more black comedian also plays fat character(s) movies! There's only so many times you can do "lol fat people are fun to laugh at" jokes before it's not just the fat people who want you to stfu.

2. Transmorphers

My god I can't even believe this movie exists, it's as if they were banking on peoples stupidity to watch/rent/buy this movie instead of Transformers. While I'm on the subject, what were you guys expecting from that movie? Epic robot/human character development or something? It's by fanboys for fanboys, you expecting it to not be mostly cgi sequences is like going to a musical and bitching about it having singing, it was inevitable. I would rather talk about that then this movie that's how bad it is, if you thought Transformers was bad I dare you to sit through this.

1: Bratz: The Movie

Normally I don't add movies I haven't watched, but I don't even have to see more then the trailers to know it deserves to be here that's how bad it is. Kid's movie or not it's a movie about a girls doll toy line that endorses girls to become clueless wannabe diva sheep... that's a epic rolemodel if I ever saw one.

Jam it back in, in the dark.