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My most memorable drunken excursion was when I had an alcoholic black-out at a Ukrainian wedding. I went through three litres of vodka and two litres of wine, and ended falling into a ditcnh, and then falling asleep in the ditch. I'll add more later when I'm sober.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() “When I slap you you'll take it and like it.” |
Last weekend I was at a punk concert until 2am, and since test-tubes of Jagermeister were only £1 I went through about 20 of them juding by how much change I had left at the end of the night. Anyway, I got home and the last topic of conversation before I went tottered off into the night was how much of a jerk one of our friends was being to another recently; so sure enough when I got back home I ended up urinating all over his room.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() “When I slap you you'll take it and like it.” |