One time I was at at urinal and an elderly Irish gentlemen came and started pissing next to to me. Suddenly he turns round and says loudly 'Isn't it great to be young!
Another weird thing that happens to me quite frequently is that total strangers will greet me in the street. Apparently this happens beacuse somewhere in my town there is someone who looks and acts exactly like me. There have been loads of time when my friends have yelled at me for ignoring them when they see me in town, only to discover I wasn't in town that day. Once one of my friends actually ran the guy over, and when they asked if he was all right all he said was 'Oh, not again!'. The next day my friend asked if I had an older brother.
Jam it back in, in the dark.