Telemarketers - How do you deal with them?

Originally Posted by British Chris

foreign languages are always fun

Especially if you mix 'em up ^_^

"Hola! Come estas? Oui, oui... donkashin (or however you spell it)" xp

I'm generally completely ruthless toward telemarketers xp I'll start immitating other voices swearing and shouting back at them (the voices, that is) all the while apologizing to the telemarketer, although my favorite is to make up some accent and give a whole speech about how I'm so happy to have the experience of getting a call from an American telemarketer because back in my home country Yottykwasliandecarlia telemarketers were no where to be found and I heard so many stories of how American telemarketers would call at the absolute worst times possible and shameless try to sell things and I always wanted to fall victim to them. Then I ask if they also know where I can go to experience American date rape and generally if they haven't hung up yet they do there xp

Other times I'll say "Thank you for calling Matt's Bar & Grill, daycare on sundays. How may I help you?"
One girl actually stayed on the line after that to tell me what a sick bastard I was for running a daycare in a bar XD I decided to play along, saying that it was to make it more convenient for fathers to pick up their kids after a hard day at the office and encourage them to get drunk and beat on some stranger as opposed to their wives and it teaches the kids valuable lessons such as how to sneak a drink onto someone else's tab and how to make drinking an art vs. getting ass-drunk, and immitated a little kid saying "punk-ass dwunk!". When she said "My god..." revealing she was still on the phone and actually thought I was serious (never again have I had such a hard time not laughing and thank god I didn't have to keep a straight face XD) I also explained that the hardest thing was keeping the cops off my ass, but the chief's kid goes here all the time so as long as I let him beat up other kids it's cool.
She then tried to convert me to Christianity to which I started speaking in tongues and she hung up XD

Jam it back in, in the dark.