I laughed so hard when I got an email from my agency's security office today, subject: "New Email Scam - Pay off Assassin or be Killed".
From the FBI:

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That is hilarious. Especially the part where it says "YES/NO" (reminds me of my middle school days: 'Do you like me? Circle Yes/No')
I usually use my gmail and school account, so I rarely see any scan e-mails. They're incredibly irritating, and I wouuld love to write a witty response, but then that shows that your e-mail is valid or whatever, and keep sending you shit.
Anyone remember that website that has a ton of Nigerian prince scams examples? They were awesomely funny.
Jam it back in, in the dark.