Tiny Moments of Stupidity and Woe

I'm from Puerto Rico so one of the things that really ticks me off is when someone asks if people from Puerto Rico need a green card to get into the US or is the currency in US dollars. I mean come on, are you really that ignorant?

Also, I used to work at a place called the Laminate Store where they only sold wood laminate flooring. I used to have these stupid customers who would walk around the showroom and have already been helped by a salesman just to come up to the register and ask me if we only sold laminate floors or if we carried any engineered wood or hardwood products. HELL NO we don't carry real wood floors only laminate you idiot. L-A-M-I-N-A-T-E-.....oh just forget it.

How ya doing, buddy?