May 11, 2006, 01:00 AM
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BY GIVING SEGA MONEY FOR THEIR CRAP GAMES YOU WILL SEND THE MESSAGE THAT THEY NEED TO IMPROVE THEIR QUALITY BECAUSE, UM, BECAUSE...BECAUSE GAMERS WHO BUY GAMES ARE EXPECTING GAMES...WHAT I MEAN IS GAMES THAT SUCK SUCK BECAUSE GAMERS SAY THEY DO, NOT BECAUSE THE CREATORS SUCK SO IF YOU BUY A SUCKY GAME IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR THINKING IT SUCKS WHEN IT'S REALLY PROBABLY GOOD. GAMES THAT SUCK ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED FOR PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT BUYING GOOD GAMES. IF YOU BUY A SUCKY GAME IT IS YOU WHO IS SENDING THE MESSAGE TO SEGA: "I SUCK"; AND BY SUCKING YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF KNOWING WHAT A GOOD GAME IS. WHEN YOU PLAY SONIC AND THINK IT'S SUCKY, YOU'RE PROBABLY WRONG BECAUSE OF YOUR SUCKY OPINION. SEGA DOESN'T NEED SUCKY PEOPLE WHO MAKE SUCKY DECISIONS INFLUENCING THEIR VISION OF WHAT A GOOD SONIC GAME SHOULD BE! IF YOU'D BUY GOOD SONIC GAMES AND TELL EVERYONE THAT THE SONIC GAME WAS GOOD, THEN MAYBE SEGA WOULD MAKE A GOOD SONIC GAME AGAIN!
DON'T YOU SEE HOW SIMPLE IT IS?
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon