Britain's got brats

It is my own opinion that children should be barred from entering televised competitions like this. Their presence is an obvious and cloying grab for sympathy; who is cold-hearted enough to ruin the hopes of a child? In reality, the children are the products of overzealous "pageant parents" who trot their child out like a sideshow spectacle, feeding upon a vicarious delusion of self-grandeur.

Unless the contest is specifically for children (creating a level playing field of cuteness), they should be left out and kept in the schools where they belong.

This little whiner deserved to be sent packing for her own failure to perform as would be expected a bonafide star.

Jam it back in, in the dark.