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Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 12:14 AM 1 #1 of 44
Road trip. Seriously. See the country while you're young enough to have few attachments elsewhere, and fit enough to survive. Put that money into a Visa debit card and drive off to wherever the road leads. It'll be a few weeks you'll cherish for the rest of your life and you might gain some insights into numerous aspects of the world in the process.

Also, visit at least one grimy truck stop and say "Large Marge sent me." They might get a kick out of it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 02:28 AM 5 #2 of 44
Crash, that version of "Americanism" sickens me. It disgusts me. I don't care for travelling.
Fine. Here's another suggestion:

Purchase $6,000 worth of cocaine and gunpowder, then snort neverending lines of that shit through a hollow-point shell until your cerebellum collapses upon itself like a Baghdad souffle. As your brainpan juices dribble out your ears and down your neck, try your very best to think about how fucking majestic the plateaus of New Mexico look at 6AM, and how you'd rather be there than in your mom's basement, watching your increasingly fading sense of self-awareness stain your Fallout Boy t-shirt.

How's that for a fucking suggestion?

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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