Mexicans Flee the Country in Record Numbers

I honestly cannot envision a scenario in which voting for an acerbic media pundit would be a good idea. Though I'm certain Dobbs' opinions naturally run to the right, it's his job to represent a conservative perspective, he draws a larger audience by playing up to the red crowd. His occupation can be summarized by the term "professional complainer", just like every other talking head with his or her own politically slanted news talk show. This is not presidential timber.

Of course, I'm having trouble envisioning a scenario in which voting for any of the candidates seems like a good idea. I'm considering the merits of an anarch state and have begun hoarding dried meats, medicines and gasoline to be used as currency in the dystopian future.

How ya doing, buddy?