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 Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006 
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Even more useful than a towel is the large survival knife that Arainach mentioned. It can be used to hunt and gut prey; it'll cut reeds and saplings for shelter; the backside can be used for starting fires; it's a sundial; it can reflect the sun's rays to signal ships and planes.
The single best survival aspect of a towel is that it can absorb rainwater, which can then be squeezed out and drank. But the knife outclasses the towel in almost every category. As far as vanity objects go, I'd say my eyeglasses are rather important. After that, an economy-sized bottle of SPF 45 sunblock. Sun poisoning is one of the deadliest threats when no suitable shade exists. Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006
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Well, if it's sheer luxury you want, then I wouldn't mind an easel and a healthy supply of watercolors, brushes and canvas papers.
Though my baseball cap is probably more in synch with what you're looking for here. Most amazing jew boots |
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