[General Discussion] Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Originally Posted by Tidsu

how about this one when i was 10 none of my family (inc. me ) couldn't beat Jenova after Aeris got stabbed.. but now 6 years later i kicked the living shit out of that Jenova and got my revenge

Current party when facing Jenova

26 Cloud
26 Tifa
27 Barret

This...this post fills me with an empty mourning for society's doomed future like nothing else could. First, you lost to Jenova, which is embarassing enough. Laboratory monkeys beat Jenova in their first attempt; your inability to do so puts you on an evolutionary scale somewhere around "ringworm".

But okay, so you lost to Jenova. Fine. Now, are you telling me that you brooded over this defeat for six fucking years? Day in, day out, this nibbled away at your soul until you could endure the shame no longer and had to show that fucking Jenova just who's the boss around here? Six years is a pretty sad grudge to carry against a video game. I suppose if you'd had any friends during that period, they'd have mentioned this to you.

Also, for the record, nobody gives a flying fuck what party you used to defeat Jenova, or anything in FFVII. The game is over a decade old. It's not news anymore. The challenge has long since faded. Nobody here is pacing back and forth, stroking their chin and saying to himself "I just can't get past Jenova! If only someone would come along and tell me what divinely inspired combination of characters allowed them to narrowly squeak past this seemingly insurmountable foe. Then - oh, then! - that person would be a true hero and we would surely praise his name forever and ever!"

I guess we should be impressed at your persistence. It's not every day we're visited upon by someone with such intense tunnel vision as you. Six long, excruciating years of deep thought and meditation were all it took for you to overcome a simple mid-boss in a video game. That must've been the proudest day your parents ever experienced, second only to the day you turned 14 and stopped using diapers. So good job! You've struggled long and hard to attain the sort of mediocrity the rest of us associate with the average 7-11 employee.

(And, this is a "no shit" sort of comment: It's not exactly a grand revelation that you used Cloud, seeing as you had no choice in the matter. Including him is pretty fucking redundant, you cerebral midget.)

Upon the related matter of Final Fantasy, yes, we get the freakin' point. YOU LIKE FINAL FANTASY. Congratulations. You're one wool sweater away from being a complete sheep. Now knock it off.
Your name is atrocious. "Tidsu"? You've managed to combine the worst of two horrible demographics - Squaresoft fanatics and Japanophiles - into one tragic cry for help, an unholy amalgam of reprehensibility. The oversized man-love shrine to Tidus in your signature is just toxic icing on the festering cake that is your social ineptitude and lonely existence.
Your fanboyism serves as the classic example of why people have grown to dislike everything about the Final Fantasy series: it only leads to obsessive twits like you. You aren't a human being. You're just an empty husk with corporate logos plastered all over it. Put the controller down, go outside and soak up a little sun. It might sting at first, but that pain is only your body remembering how to process Vitamin D. (It's not found in Doritos and Mountain Dew!) Talk to people, see what they're like. Bathe before you attempt this. Make a wish upon a star. Become a real boy!

And give up this "OMGFINALFANTASY UNF UNF UNF" bullshit. We seriously don't wanna deal with mindless fanboyisms.

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Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

And your post does that to me even more.

Well, aren't you the spunky, little upstart?

If the best you could do to attempt injuring me was twisting my own words back in the most uninspired, "NO U" manner possible, then you're just Saddy McSadderston, the Mayor of Sadtown, driving your sad car around the sad landscape, taking in all the sadness your existence has sadly generated.

Gonna have to work harder than that to leave a chink in my armor, pal. But I admire your courage.

Here is a cookie I decided not to finish eating. All yours, sport. You earned it!



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