click here if you pronounce the peanutbutter cup brand as "ree sees"

I pronounce it two ways, depending upon the product.

For the peanut butter cups, yes, I say REE-SEES. Why? Because that's how I learned it. That's how the fucking commercials say it. "REE-SEES! PEA-NUT BUTTER CUP!" So that's good enough for me.

However, I say REE-SUHZ PEE-SUHZ for the Pieces. Why? Because it rhymes and it makes logical sense. I'd never say PEE-SEEZ elsewhere, so why deviate for the candy? And the commercials for Reese's Pieces say PEE-SUHZ, unlike the peanut butter cup ads.

I know Reese is a name, and that it makes sense to say REE-SUHZ all the time, but I don't care that I sometimes say REE-SEEZ. I mean, their own ads make that sin, so don't blame me for agreeing with the people who make the damned things.

How ya doing, buddy?

Perhaps it's just the Buffalonian accent, then. I know I'm not the only person around here who says REE-SEEZ. I think a lot of people do it, which is why it seems so inoffensive to me.

And that could also be why I remember the old commercials saying "REE-SEEZ", because that's just the way I learned it and my brain perhaps modified my perceptions of the jingle to match.

But big deal. We gave you fuckers buffalo wings. The least you can do is grant us a little slack with the way we pronounce Reese's.

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