Oh God i fell like a fool...

Get over it, pussy. If you thought life was gonna be a barrel of rose-scented peaches, then you deserved to get fucked in the ass like this. Here's a news flash: some girls are sluts. Looks like you found one!! If you don't like what she did, shove your hand down your pants, find your balls, and tell her she's been dumped faster than a belly of stool. Don't come whining on the internet about how miserable your life is now and how nobody except Linkin Park understands your pain.

You got played. Quit being life's bitch and move on.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, Jupiter and I are cool. I just went out and bought her some fruit snacks that aren't sold in CA, just to be nice.

I just found this guy's thread to be particularly whiny and decided to strike. The only reason it's usually left to you and lurker is that you two tend to get there first.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Florida's Natural Fruit Snacks

She says she's never seen them in California, which would make sense since California produces much of its own fruit.

But the snacks are super awesome. They taste like the actual fruit, not some over-sugared laboratory facsimile.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I wouldn't purchase four boxes for to send across the country and have my girlfriend consume if they weren't pretty tasty.

All-natural too. They're not even BAD for you, unless you're severely diabetic.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Honestly, the way he worded it, I figured that she had another boyfriend first and was only fucking this Roan kid on the side.

So I don't really know what he's bitching about. Chick abandoned her guy for him. Dude's a player and now he's getting all emo.

Although you're right. Fruit snacks would go a long way in salvaging this relationship.

I was speaking idiomatically.