So, what do you do? <Tree-hugging thread alert>

Well I burn tires in a pit fire, I dump oil on the ground and I feed antifreeze to small animals and children! I also shoot squirrels, pidgins, duck, geese, turtles, cows, pigs, chickens, cats, and dogs with a .306 because those dirty animals are polluting the world! Especially the cows! I also make sure to throw all of my garbage (especially recycling and the polluting animals I shoot) into a large pit and set it on fire to cook my dinner. I'm reusing it! BBQ. Toilets are bad, they get poop and chemicals into our drinking water, so I make sure to shit directly in mother earth to ensure I am returning as much to her as I can! No chemicals involved! I make a point to water a tree when ever I feel nature calling.

In all seriousness I try to minimize my energy usage, mostly because I don’t want to pay extra, not because really I care about tree huggers. Those fuckers here in Oregon keep burning down our industrial buildings and logging companies, sometimes causing wildfires which destroy the very thing they said they were trying to protect! wtf.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You know what sucks about those florescent light bulbs? Their brightness degrades over the life of the bulb. One of my bulbs in my bathroom has started emitting a faint red color and has become extremely dim it isn't even a year old. I've never had one of those bulbs last more than 2 years... something always goes wrong where they stop working or get unusable because they get so dim, always well before their "rated" lifetime.

There's nowhere I can't reach.