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 Member 13861 Level 15.34 Oct 2006 
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killing spiders as cruelly and inhumane as possible without actually touching them. one time I dropped a big rock in the form of a spike on one, it's orange blood spurted up like a fountain from the impact
Jam it back in, in the dark.  You know what? you just might be full enough of shit to apply for congress |
Member 13861 Level 15.34 Oct 2006
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one time, I remember, I was unintentionally cruel to an animal, and yes, this has an explanation.
my then girlfriend (who eventually became my lovely wife) were taking a walk around a duck pond, I started skipping rocks across the water, making sure I checked for an open area, so I wouldn't hit any ducks. I picked up on and got good strength and accuracy on it , into a nice wide open stretch of water, it got really good distance and speed in on it. to my surprise though, up comes a duck from under the water, and CRACK! right in the side of the head. anyone remember those old shoot the duck carnival games, when you hit one and it slowly goes down? this poor duck did the same thing, my GF was horrified, and all I could do was laugh, just because of the way the duck went down There's nowhere I can't reach. You know what? you just might be full enough of shit to apply for congress |
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