The One Shot Joke Thread.

Omnislash:

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Moon

Take a penny out the jar labelled both and see what date it is. Since all the jars are labelled incorrectly, we can deduce the following:

-----If the penny is 1975, then it's the jar for 1975 pennies. If the penny is 2005, then it's the jar of 2005 pennies.

I'll continue from there.

If the jar that is labelled to contain both actually contained only, say, 1975 pennies, then the jar that is labelled to contain 1975 pennies contains the 2005 pennies. So, then the jar labelled to contain 2005 pennies has to contain both.


In easier fashion:

Jar Both contains 1975 pennies.
Jar 1975 contains 2005 pennies.
Jar 2005 contains both.


The reason for this is because the jar that is labelled to hold whatever year pennies the jar labelled to have both holds, cannot be opposites or else the remaining jar would be correct in labelling when that cannot be (lol run on sentence).

[Edit:] Aww, I was beat.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Omnislash124

Checking yourself out? I dunno if the answer is a pun or something.

Rofl. I didn't even think of that.


The only thing I could get is that the mirror is one of those one-sided mirrors (mirror on one side, see-through on the other); so by taking the table and throwing it at the mirror you could get out.


EDIT: I was told the answer, so I'm not going to say it here, but geez...

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Originally Posted by Omnislash124

Yeah, I dunno then....

*Checks the Answer*

What the hell.....

Meh, Logic's never done anything good for me anyways.

Yeah, after I was told the answer, I basically knew I would have never gotten it anyways.

I like your answer better though, "Checking yourself out" lol.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.