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Me and my coworker were waiting at a traffic light, and this drunk man comes over to the passenger side of the van and goes:
Man: How are you? Coworker: Doing fine. Man: Hey, got anything good on you? Coworker: Pack of gum. Man: That's not good... Me: Uh, the light's green, got to go... And I sped off.... (Good thing he moved away from the vehicle....) Jam it back in, in the dark. |
My mother is one of those weird people that kind of just randomly says something to a stranger.
She can be very embarrasing that way. There's nowhere I can't reach. |