Favorite Quotes from Video Games

I would have posted the screenshots, but there are more than one, as it's actually more like a very amusing conversation rather than a line. Therefore, I'll just put up the best bits.

Lukan: "Yes, don't you think? My two vehementuous companions gave it to me. Witless, you see! Without humor! Without laughs! My irascibanality is unmatched."
Me: "Yes. You are truly without wits, Lukan."
Lukan: "Thank you so much. I can almost forgive your churlinity with comments like that.
Me: "You're vocabularity...Good god! Now I'M doing it..."
Lukan: "It is not uncommon that my eloquentology rubs off on those around me...oralization like my own is almost preterlateral in its uniquity."

Then, after discovering that my character had sided with "the enemy,"

Lukan: "There might have been, if I didn't already know you were in collision with the constable. I think you'd better leave now, or my colleagues will send you into the river tied to the heavy end of a millstone..."
Me: "Ugggh...we're in COLLUSION, you blithering idiot."

Arcanum goodness.

Jam it back in, in the dark.