You mean I have to sit here and take this abuse?

I worked at a call center over the summer selling swimming pool supplies. I hated it. One of our "guarantees" was free overnight shipping to select regions. If the snobby piece of shit didn't get his chlorine the next day, he'd call enraged (sometimes in the morning even, when the fucking mail hadn't even come yet) accusing me -ME - of false advertising and that we'd lose his business if he didn't get his item immediately. Oh really? Fuck you, you're in the 2-day part of the country, you'll get your shit tomorrow. Like we're going to go out of business because you refuse to buy our shit. Customers have such an inflated sense of their own importance to businesses.

Even though we'd get in big trouble if we were caught doing it, hanging up on raving bastards was immensely satisfying.... then you just have to hope you're not the one who answers when he calls back two minutes later.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

The customer, however, is not always right.

Good luck convincing them. That's the mentality they cling to like leeches when something goes wrong. But GOD it feels good to put them in their place.

There's nowhere I can't reach.