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I come from a town of perhaps 5,000, and it seems like my definition of townies differs a bit. Basically I fucking hate them. High school scum that barely graduate and then take up residence less than a mile away only to mix their defective genes with other townies so as to create an unchecked population explosion of more scum who pool their resources together to form a super-entity of substandard expectations and pseudo-popularity because OH DON'T FUCK WITH THIS GROUP BECAUSE THEY'LL WASTE YOUR SHIT and then they graduate and all meet up at their super secret rendezvous to smoke marijuana like tough gangsters while aspiring and intelligent concurrent students have their education blunted because these drones are sucking the system dry.
Another, less vile, definition applies to those that go off to college after graduation but return home every weekend walking around like they own the fucking city and GOD HELP US when their old high school's homecoming takes place because then they're royalty. I hate townies and avoid my hometown for this reason. How ya doing, buddy? |