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Cellius
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 06:09 PM Local time: Aug 21, 2006, 04:09 PM #1 of 9
It was my first day at Wal-mart, and I was a cart pusher (though Wal-mart's handy dandy class system labelled me as a STOCKMAN). We had an electric cartpusher which is pretty powerful, and can push 40-50 carts comfortably. It's controlled by remote, so you can stand at the front of the long line of carts and guide it as you make your way around the gargantuan parking lot, collecting carts and adding to the snake-like line of carts.

Well.
I wasn't really paying attention and I was going down a slight incline in the parking lot, and the entire line of carts detached from the cartpusher. So here I am, ho hum, guiding these carts that are in freefall, oblivious to the cartpusher, bereft of steering and its cart line, still plowing on strong... keep in mind this is a powerful and relentless machine:
Spoiler:
BAM! RIGHT INTO SOMEONE'S FUCKIN' SUV!!

Miraculously, my trainer had gone in for some water during this period so I was alone at the time. I didn't tell anyone. I would absolutely have been fired if I'd've been seen.


Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by Cellius; Aug 21, 2006 at 06:18 PM. Reason: Edited for dramatic effect
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