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Like my cell biology prof said one time after a student was concerned about cancer causing agents. "Ummm hello?...Big, flaming radioactive ball in the sky?...there's your biggest cancer causing agent! Now leave my class and go destroy that damn sun!"
He also stated that, if you live long enough, there is a 99.9% chance your going to die of cancer. I believe it. Most amazing jew boots ![]() |
Radio waves are non-ionizing, meaning they can't alter even basic stable chemical compounds or ions in your body. X-Ray and Gamma are ionizing, and that is why: you wear the lead vest when taking dental x-rays, and people go "POOF" when the Enola Gay comes flying around. Cell phones come into comment about causing cancer because some research suggests that being in the constant presence of electrical power lines (and their oscillating magnetic fields) causes chemical disruptions in the brain that could cause cancer. Therefore, person on street thinks, cellphone + head + energy waves (non-specific) = CANCER. Run minions, run out of the light and throw away your cellphones....cuz the cancer is going to get you!
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