[Movie] Watchmen

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Watchmen was an abortion on screen. Almost fucking unwatchable. It looked like every other movie in the genre and was boring as fuck. I think you have to be brain dead to glean anything beyond "Yeah, rorschach was pretty bad ass a few times" from it.

Rubbish, and not even especially pretty rubbish.

Worse than The Dark Knight, if that's even possible, which isn't, also I won't admit a movie being WORSE than it, lest people could get the idea that TDK had any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Also: lol blue schlong.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"Enjoyable enough for a comic book movie" - you see what's wrong here?
"Most celebrated graphic novel of all times" - "Enjoyable enough for a comic book movie"

See it yet?

Where do I sign the "Alan Moore's rabid raging fanboi Fatwa on Zack Snyder"?

There's nowhere I can't reach.