I sit in the back, in one of the sides or something.
You don't get people kicking you in the back of your seat.
No one tries to use you as a footrest.
You can lob hard candies at people who insist on acting like a fucktard ( Cellphone Girl, "SO AT THE END THEY ALL DIE" Guy, Makeout Boy and Makeout Girl, HAHAHADIDYOUSEETHAT LAUGHING MAN, Bitchy Person ).
In case a fiar starts I'm close enough to the exit.
Closer to the restrooms and snack thing.
You get to see the enti~ire picture.
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I usually get to the theaters early enough to get the seats I want.
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Signed. I usually get there, like, twenty minutes to an hour early though. That way I get to buy what I need and watch the trailers.
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