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I have a little box I've collected a bunch in, they amuse me too much.
I once got a BLANK fortune. Best one I have sitting around says, "It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are." My favorite I've gotten is probably, "You are an angel. Beware of those who collect feathers." So... how many people have picked up the tradition of adding "in bed" at the end for shits and giggles? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
A friend of mine in college once made Misfortune cookies. I don't remember what one I got, but one of them was, "Jesus loves everybody except you."
There's nowhere I can't reach. |