Cellphones

I got a cellphone for emergency situations so I get about... 20 free minutes per month I think. I HAVE used it for when my car broke down, so it was good.

In college I used it a lot to call my roommate's for a ride (we did not let each other walk home alone after dark). There were many, many, MANY times I wanted the throw the POS throw a window to smash it onto the concrete because I'd call and I would GET A BUSY SIGNAL. This was NOT LOGICAL, because we had voice mail. There were a couple times that I actually gave up. Stupid thing.

Oh, it's also an older model with about three simple games and a handful of preset ringtones, that's about it. The phone I had before that didn't even have games. It was a bigger model and quite funny in a sad cellphone way.

Jam it back in, in the dark.