"We're having hot dogs? Thanks, but I'll take the arsenic."

Originally Posted by Harry Mason

Hot dogs, salisbury steak, avocados? I love this shit. Someone needs to try those Hebrew links (forget the name) as far as hotdogs go. There's another great brand that hosts those competitions for most hotdogs you can eat in ten minutes or whatever. Forgot the name. Some New York brand.

Hebrew.. Are you talking about Hebrew National? They make some pretty good hot dogs.

I cannot eat bananas. I just can't do it. I've tried but the smell, the and the texture is just too disgusting. I honestly don't know if I would be able to eat them if they were the last food on earth.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think hot dogs done on the George Foreman rule all. Man, that George Foreman... what a genius.

There's nowhere I can't reach.