Worst Advertising Slogans

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"Wake up with the King" is a pretty bad one. Burger King breakfasts suck, too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Admiral Amara

Okay, seriously, that entire ad campaign scared the crap out of me. That King was creepy as Hell, especially in the early days, when he would wake up in a random guy's bed, or be in the back of a dude's car. I was watching SNL one night, and that commercial (with the King in the back of some guy's car) came on, and it came on in a way that I thought it was an SNL mock ad. But then... there was no laugh track... and it was a real ad. It was ridiculous.

Yeah, I would find it terrifying if I woke up and that giant king head man was under the covers next to me. The football ones with the King weren't too bad, though.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

No really... Think about the mindrape that this was for everyone who saw this! A genetically deformed rat with the dental structure of a bum who sucks dick for crack is singing off-key and telling me to buy a "toasty sub"?

Nuh uh, nigga. You're on your own. :/

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