HEY ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD

I hate driving in general, but here are some things that I specifically hate about driving:

• Old people drivers: Goddamn, I hate them. They seem to always drive 10 miles below the speed limit and it's so annoying.
• People talking on their cellphones: If it's so fucking important to take a call while on the road, can't you just pull over to the side of the road or just pull into a parking lot or something?
• Slow drivers: Same as old people, but they should know better than to drive 10 miles below the speed limit, on the highway.
• Trucks: Why can't we just get rid of those big ass, annoying trucks altogether and just transport large loads of cargo and whatnot by helicopter, planes, and trains?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

I don't understand this point. While I can understand being intimidated by trucks (they're big), as someone who travels on America's Highways pretty often and by many means, I'd rather be between two trucks than anything else.

No, it's not that they're intimidating. They're just... well, annoying. Especially when they're on a small road or something.

Originally Posted by David Caruso

Ahahahahahahahahaha. Are you serious? Do you understand the logistical problems with this suggestion at all?

No shit. Obviously there are places where it would be impossible for those vehicles I mention. Well geez... It was just a simple thought...

Fine, how about something more unrealistic like teleporters?!?

There's nowhere I can't reach.