RETARDED FIREALARMS!!

Fire alarms in dorms = not funny. Mostly burnt popcorn or some smart ass trying to cook something to impress the whole floor or other (or for some people he/she is trying to hit on to grab baked goods from). And I hate those kids who suffocate us with a hall smelling of weed brownies for hours.

I can name a couple bad experiences with fire alarm retards. Once I was in the shower. My suitemate ran in and shouted, "Is someone showering?!" Of course I knew the alarm was ringing, but did I give a crap? Anyway, with much persuasion, I got out and proceeded to quickly dress when it turned off.

Another example, it was winter and I don't normally wear a lot indoors since I blast the heat. Fire alarm rang, I went out just grabbing my sweatshirt, and I'm out there with everyone else freezing their asses off because some lame-o brought in a smoke machine in the dorm. Who the crap? Seriously... someone should break that guy's knees.

How ya doing, buddy?