No skillz, no direction, no life. Help.

I would definitely go to college. Even a community college will do at first, and if you want to go to a higher place, apply to better schools after your first semester/year. Most companies want to see an advanced degree, and even a bachelor's seems average.

From the people I know, liking the internet does not necessarily mean you'll be "good at computers". A lot of people think that using the internet a lot means they should major in computer science, but that's bull. It takes a completely different set of brain cells to program. Otherwise, really easy computing jobs like secretarial work or data entry will be the only entry level positions you'll be vying for dealing with computers.

Jam it back in, in the dark.