Fuck these dishes... You wash them.

I dislike washing dishes, but if I see the sink full, I feel compelled to. The worst part is definitely the grease, but once your hands hit the grease, you don't feel that bad completing the chore. It just takes a couple soap rinses to get it all off, especially if it's grease from meat or something heavy. I also don't wash dishes that thoroughly since I have full faith in the dishwasher. Let's just hope that faith lasts.

Jam it back in, in the dark.