The One Shot Joke Thread.

This one's old, but I love the answer to it, and I'm hoping someone will get it.


You are in a room with four walls, a ceiling, and a floor. There are no doors or windows, the room is completely closed off. The only objects in the room are a mirror and a table. How do you escape?


(Forget for a moment that there couldn't naturally be any illumination in such a room, and just assume you can see everything.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hahah, I like that answer, Omnislash, but sadly no. The answer is not a pun per se, but it is all about a play on words. If Ryuu truly did get the correct answer, then he knows exactly what I'm talking about.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, you do, and no, there's no doorframes, the walls, ceiling and floor are all solid, impossible for you to gnaw/claw/kick/bodyslam your way through. I'm sure that's all much more clear in the original riddle, but not the way I posted it. Oh well I'll repost the riddle and then hide-ify the answer.

You are in a room with four walls, a ceiling, and a floor. There are no doors or windows, the room is completely closed off. The only objects in the room are a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

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Darn words, and darn phonetics and the english language.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The walls make a room, and touch the floor and ceiling. As stated, it is completely closed off. You could say you're in a very large box of any type of tough material that isn't edible or whatever. You use both the table and the mirror. You're thinking way too hard about this

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The real answer to number 1 is this:

You don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

Or maybe you're friends with yourself. Or maybe you just have another marble, which isn't so small, so you'd still have as many as your friend, and still only have one SMALL marble. But I like my original answer best.

I was speaking idiomatically.