Hand shaking

I generally just don't shake hands except with men who want a handshake. However if I'm, say, standing in line with the rest of the cast after I've just performed in a show, and the audience is shaking our hands, I'll let the woman decide how she wants the handshake to go, and roll with it. Usually in those situations, it's less of a handshake and more of a half-handshake or a finger-clasp... your palm isn't involved, you just fold your fingers over her fingers. Kind of like you would if you were taking her hand to help her down from a ledge or out of a carriage or whatever, just at a different angle. That's not what I personally like myself, but it happens about 80% of the time - the woman just won't let me grab her actual HAND.

But then I've had some women grab my hand and shake it and I just go "Hm, 'kay, firm handshake right back at ya."

Jam it back in, in the dark.