You're fired!

I've been fired three times.
Once, a long time ago, I was young and stupid and was caught taking things from the store (I was 16 years old).

Slightly more recently, I was fired or "let go" simply because I was not meeting the requirements for the job. Both were at car dealerships. I wasn't necessarily doing anything wrong, I just think that since the business is so man-oriented, they probably didn't see me as up to par with the rest of them.

I took each one respectfully. I mean, when I was 16, I just didn't give a shit.
It never feels good to be fired, but sometimes it just doesn't work out. In a lot of ways I was thankful. In the case of the dealership jobs, I was working long hours and getting paid shit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.