Larry Oji, Super Moderator, Judge, "Dirge for the Follin" Project Director, VG Frequency Creator

Member 12502

Level 2.00

Sep 2006

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Sep 14, 2006, 10:51 AM
Local time: Sep 14, 2006, 03:51 PM
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The worst thing I ever picked up by accident was in the freezer section - I wanted a chicken and mushroom pie, and that was what I grabbed. Turns out that the place that makes them is staffed by chimps, because the one I got was chicken and mushroom in some repulsive wine and anus gravy. It's packaging is identical to the normal pies, but with this tiny print at the bottom that says "in nasty acidic glop". Bastards.
The worst thing I ever picked up thinking "this looks like it would be nice" was a packet of pumpernickel square things. They must have shredded a lot of used underwear to make the stuff.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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