[Help] My Teenage Gaming Problem - Force your tastes on Paco's students instead of helping!

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Rated M games are out of the question because we don't need to be enabling teenagers' already-rampantly-hormonal-and-chemically-imbalanced bad habits through godless video game propaganda; that's how we end up with situations like Columbine and shit.

Prototype is nothing but a godless murder simulator to instruct kids on how to kill with tentacles.

Seriously though, I'd suggest picking up some things like Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection. Broad variety of games on the disc, cheap, simple, very easy to pick up and play. Namco Museum Virtual Arcade is pretty good too, though some of those games might be a little too old for high school kids these days. It's also not difficult to find cheap copies of that console pack-in of Sega Superstars Tennis with the XBLA collection disc at used game stores.

Jam it back in, in the dark.