GFF Risk 11: Atomic Safari

Honestly now, I helped you out with your question and you went and attacked both of my remaining countries? You shall feel the unbridled fury of a Djiboutian scorned, Yeldarb.

Also, petitioning to invalidate Plarom's attack on the basis that he didn't conquer the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

4 Dice Rolls Sudan 2

Alright, before I can actually take my turn I'm trading Djibouti to Frank in exchange for Uganda. I'll make my moves once he posts here to confirm it.

EDIT: Okay, Nutty said it was fine to just forward him the PM agreement in order to move things forward. First up I'm attacking the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Next I'll attack Zambia.

Now for some further revenge in Sudan. Once more against Sudan.

And finally, I'll annex Rwanda.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I remember Plarom saying something about visiting a friend at a raceway (though not the Emo Speedway) today, so he's probably still off on his adventure. Of course, he was also incredibly drunk while discussing that last night, so who knows. The important thing is that this makes him far easier to destroy than I'd anticipated.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well then, note to self: never make an alliance with Frank again. He hates democracy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It took you three direct assaults and finally a tank battalion before the people finally submitted to your backstabbing, tyrannical rule. I'm not sure you could've managed a more hostile takeover without dropping nukes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Team Devin: we massacre everything.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The undead believe that Rock has a point. It also would've been much more amusing if he had killed off a few more people instead of weakening Frank, though this slaughter was pretty neat.

How ya doing, buddy?

Leave that to Araes, since he currently only has Rock to worry about. Otherwise Frank is just going to make sure it's his turn next once Rock is defeated, and snatch victory away.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Avenging me doesn't mean throwing away all sense of strategy in the name of bloodlust. Even the ruler of Africa needs to get money for his bling somehow.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My god, Burkina Faso's impenetrable defenses have fallen at last!

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I think this is the first time Nutty's forgotten to link to the wiki in his first post. The perfect opportunity to defy the rules!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Just to let you know, I'm disowning you as my brother if you let my murderer win this.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, the only lesson I see here is that Team Devin will utterly destroy its enemies and carry its (non-traitorous) allies to the end.

I was speaking idiomatically.