GFF Risk 10: The One Where Tritoch Doesn't Win

1 Die Roll Chance thread title is wrong

Subscribing so that I don't forget to come in here on my turn.

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4 Dice Rolls Hawaii

Oh yeah, the Risk thread. I suppose I should conquer something.

I'll begin by annexing Pennsylvania, Arizona, and North Carolina.

Next I'll attack New York and California. And California again.

...Fine, sending a tank into California and attacking Hawaii.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Considering Zerg always used the same number, something close to 50, it was pretty much a 50/50 shot for him before too. There's no difference at all between that and the dice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

All that time thinking about his move and he still didn't bother to read the rules. Plarom, your lust for vengeance has ruined you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wait a second. I was fine with being taken out by Rock until I got to looking at the map. Ignoring the terrible team treachery, that isn't a border between Colorado and Arizona. I'm not calling for Rock to lose his turns like Plarom did since he asked before making the move, but there's no way those moves should count. That "border" is complete crap, and Nutty knows it.

If he doesn't, then I am prepared to make it known to him every day for the rest of the week while I'm at his apartment.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fine, I wasn't expecting there to be a national monument on hand to prove your point.

Love is still over though, Rock. What happened to Cave Buddies?

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Oh, we're gonna do this? Alright, let's throw down. It's on.

1) Considering you were the only other person to survive last game and were the one who set me up to take out Plarom, I figure you've got that target anyway.

2) A fair point, but then you've been upset in past games when I've attacked you due to the assumed alliance.

3) I hid nothing, and you know that. I made that alliance after you were already off AIM, and I figured I would just tell you the next day. Then I woke up to find Plarom nearly dead and a PM in my inbox telling me to finish him off. I'm not gonna bother quoting the following exchange, but you talked me into taking him out despite my protests that I wasn't keen on breaking the alliance so quickly. I did because you reminded me that I'd get his stuff and that Nutty would do it if I didn't. Don't give me that "drop of a hat" stuff, Mr. C'mooooon.

And yes, I do believe it's time I revived the :Trigrudge:. Looks like you're joining Yeldarb on there.

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2 Dice Rolls *Moving the quote.

Originally Posted by Rockgamer

When have I ever assumed we had an alliance? I may have jokingly gotten upset if you attacked me due to OLDK solidarity, but that hardly translates to an actual alliance (which, prior to the last game, the only time I've ever had one is with Zerg in Game 3 or whatever that was).

Wait, what do you think this is? I mean, I said we were going to "throw down." I'd never actually get angry over something like this.

If anything, this is the best end result I could've hoped for. Who finishes me off? The one player that doesn't have a reason for vengeance. Classic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

True, it is fun to offer them that slight hope that Team Devin may be finished forever and then snatch it away with a haughty laugh.

CAVE BUDDIES 4 LIFE!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My shit feels remarkably unwrecked.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll Chance I will rise again

He may have taken my states, but he'll never conquer my secret offshore outpost!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *Bounty on Rock's head

Curses! Now I'll have to find a new hidden lair to plot my dark revenge from.

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Well isn't that convenient.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm not sure why you're declaring an end to the game when 4 people are still alive. Yeah, it's kind of a stalemate, but once money builds up a bit more that can change. We need to use a different map for the next game to avoid these massive stalemates in the mid-west. Something narrower like Africa, Japan, or the old GFF country map.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Congrats on the win, Araes! All my bets were on Hawkeye, but you proved me wrong.

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