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| View Poll Results: If you could only choose one. | |||
| The complete mastery of seven languages of your choice. |
  
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16 | 22.86% |
| A phoenix like Fawkes. Whether he can bring you (or Dumbledore) back from the dead is unknown. |
  
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5 | 7.14% |
| A heavenly guarentee to reach 100 years of age in great health. |
  
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17 | 24.29% |
| Outrageous amounts of fame and money. You die at some point between the age of 50 and 55 though. |
  
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7 | 10.00% |
| Ten million dollars. AND NO QUESTIONS ASKED. |
  
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25 | 35.71% |
| Voters: 70. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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 Member 125 Level 45.62 Mar 2006 
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An immortal pet who produces a cure-all for any wounds and diseases? I'm in. With something like that you could easily reach beyond age 100 in perfect health barring any horrible accidents. It shouldn't be too difficult to live a nice life without risking disembowelment though. Not to mention the heavenly decree only guarantees good health at the time you reach 100. That doesn't mean you won't have a pain-filled existance before slowly recovering.
Besides, an intelligent bird would be pretty handy for fetching things around the house. Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
The Plane Is A Tiger