[News] Parasite Eve 3 Announced

Haha, I was slightly interested until I saw this is being made for cell phones. It's like Square wants consumers to hate them at this point.

I'm not horribly crushed though, since I thought PE2 sucked pretty badly. I gave it a rental and never really made it that far. The only offline friend I knew who played it said it got better, but he bought it solely for the shower scene, so he obviously wasn't the most credible opinion.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by orion_mk3

Worst of all, a kind of psychological barrier has been broken. I can see the press releases now:

"Final Fantasy XIV. June 2010. Only for NTT DoCoMo FOMA."
"In April 2009, Square-Enix unleahes Kingdom Hearts III for the NTT DoCoMo FOMA. Pre-order your copy today.
"Halloween 2009 is Dragon Quest X day for NTT DoCoMo FOMA owners. The rest of the world can go fuck itself."

Considering they also announced Friends of Mana for cell phones, that's not as crazy as it sounds. I mean, it doesn't look like it'll be a good Mana game (do those exist at this point?) but it does look like more fun than Children of Mana was. On the plus side, "DoCoMo FOMA" is fun to say out loud. Not much considering the overwhelming shittiness of these announcements, but hey, it's something!

There's nowhere I can't reach.