"Oh god!!! My apartment is freaking on me"

I've never had a lightbulb explode like that, thankfully. My apartment prefers subtle biological warfare. I've got Serratia Marcescens in the air here, which causes a pink or gray mold to grow in my shower, toilet, and sometimes sink if I leave dishes sitting for too long. It's not actually harmful, just really annoying sometimes. If left unchecked it causes the bathroom to reek of chlorine because of its reaction with shower water.

My fridge is the only other thing. Sometimes it starts making incredibly loud noises, closely resembling a toilet flushing. Not harmful, but a bit disconcerting at night.

Jam it back in, in the dark.