Kurado's hitchhiking. Pick that nigga up!

There's no chance I would pick up a hitchhiker. I've seen plenty of them, but they're always scruffy old guys with beards large enough to hide three knives, a revolver, a broken bottle, and a full bottle of booze. I'm sure the vast majority of them are probably decent people, but why take the chance of getting car-jacked, stabbed, etc.?

I'm all for helping out my fellow man, but that's just an unnecessary risk. Walking (probably) won't kill them.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

And Tritoch, do I look like a scruffy old guy? Regardless, you're right. They are nice guys. All the other hitchers I met were like that, and they always left me with words of walking wisdom. A guy I met during a particularly long dry spell was the one to explain to me why you should always carry a pen.

No, I meant that all the hitchhikers I've actually seen on the side of the road were scruffy old guys like I described. I'm not trying to generalize that all are like that.

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