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You are. Unfortunately, you are instantly reincarnated as a goldfish at the bottom of a college student's long-neglected aquarium, where you will spend the next two years trying to get sucked into the water pump to die again ... but can't.
I wish that I had a 4.0 gpa. Edit: You do. But tomorrow it will be abandoned in every workplace on earth in favour of new technology that you have no hope of comprehending. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Wish granted! It isn't. However, this is because the US and Canada both just sank into the ocean, with the exception of Georgia, so the Georgians are the only ones left to carry on the memory of north america to the world.
I wish my boyfriend loved me. There's nowhere I can't reach. |