[Multiplatform] Grand Theft Auto IV. Not as much fun as shooting real Albanians

Yeah, I am just messing around with pretty much everything, yet my friends are trying to complete the story when they're here.

I pretty much just pushed an old lady in the street and watched her get hit by a car. Which gave me wanted level of two stars. A few cops came up behind, so I jumped in a car and started to drive away. One of the smart police men held onto the door handle trying to open it to arrest my character, but I sped away while he was still holding onto my car. Lets just say he held on for about a block, until I got out of my car and proceeded to shoot him in the head.

Right now, I am trying to find a large hill so I can make a jump of it, exiting the car in mid air, go into cinematic view, put it in slow motion and just watch my character roll down the hill...I can't wait!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dude, i've been 'online' on Grand Theft Auto for about an hour now. Just an hour of cruising the internet on Grand Theft Auto. I just got done reading the 'My Room' introduction, I read the Fast Food pages, the 'dating' pages. It's pure awesome entertainment.

I almost forget there is another huge game behind it, time to go GTA bowling.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah dude, Brucie is fucking awesome.

With some of the radio stations, mostly the 'Trance' station, it just makes me want to go back and do water levels in Donkey Kong country 2. I love a lot of this music. I can't wait to hear more.

Lazlo is back in the game, so I am enjoying him while I can

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dude, the Television is so amazing. There is an entire episode of some show making fun of Halo. It's quite amazing.

What are some of the best 'parodies' outside of the internet you guys have seen?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shenlon

Does that show have any specific gta time that it comes on.
I just saw the sorta man show thing and some show where celebrity's become felons. And thats all I really caught. It bored me the two times i turned on the tv then I just gave up on it

There's actually some pretty fun stuff on the television if you just sit back and actually 'watch' it.

I thought the poker was pretty funny, as the commentators are just into what they're doing and always excited and NOTHING is going on during the poker game at all.

The Halo thing caught me by surprise, I was watching it with a bunch of people. I was thinking it was a G.I Joe thing, but the costumes completely gave it away, as well when their giant dildo ship went through that 'halo ring' in the sky.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Musharraf

I doubt that there will be a new GTA anytime soon. Maybe in five, six years. At least I think that anything else would be pretty lame because Rockstar should not make the same mistake other game producers made and abstain from glutting the market with games like GTA XII and stuff like that.

I don't think it will be that long for another Grand Theft Auto. I figure it will be most likey 2 years since they got the new engine and everything figured out for the new generation of systems. I don't think there will be a number '5' but more likely spin offs of different cities just like before.

I'm very much wondering what kind of character they should go with next to be honest. For some reason, I was thinking today, it would be very interesting if someone got thrown into the life of crime that wanted nothing to do with it. (I've always liked those types of characters) but oh well, it's very far off now.

I'm not sure if you guys have been catching it, but so far, all this week Conan O'Brien has been putting on these little GTA clips about how it's 'too nice' compared to the last few games. They then show clips of the main character talking to random people on the streets about playing baseball, having sex and whatnot. It's not very funny at all, but it's interesting to see GTA getting a lot of media attention.

Thinking of how big GTA is as it is now. I wonder why Driver never took off. It was GTA before GTA was what it was. 3D world, getting out of your car exploring, killing people (I think?) I loved that game. Then Driv3r ruined it all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Man, I absolutely LOVE how after you finish a mission, you'll hear the news on the radio describing everything very wrong. After about ten missions, I find my way to an internet cafe' just to read how wrong everything they say is, or if there is something interesting about a random person I killed.

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