Oh man, I always run into homeless people here, and I think they're all pretty damn crazy with what they say for example.
I was casually walking down the street to get some coffee, when a homeless guy stops me and tell me to hold his guitar.
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Quote:
Guy- "Hold my guitar, I need to put on some pants"
*he already had a pair of pants on mind you*
me - "alright"
Guy- "Play something on my guitar, I want to hear music"
me- "No thanks, I am not that good of a guitar player"
Guy- "I SAID PLAY FUCKING MUSIC, IF YOU DON'T PLAY MUSIC I AM GOING TO BASH THIS GUITAR THROUGH THIS STORE WINDOW, do you have spare change so I can get some food?"
Me- *sets guitar down* "I am not giving you money"
Guy- "what..what are you doing, pick up my damn guitar I need to change my pants again"
Me- *starts walking way*
Guy- *chases me until I walk into a small book store*
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I had many other great occasions with bums, where they would block my path, drop something and have me pick it up, not only does it disturb me why they did that, but I would rather not know what was going through their mind.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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