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Mar 2006

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Jun 9, 2008, 09:20 AM
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Oh, lovely. Might as well get the most idiotic one out of the way.
From Grade 6 to Grade 10, I used to be really fat, so I'd get hit with "Kris Cleavage" (Cleavage was also a play on my last name. Bad pun, I know.) a lot. The funny part is, in Grade 12, after I had lost a considerable amount of weight, this one kid would STILL try to use that insult on me, in hopes of generating major "lulz", except this time everyone would look at him like he was on crack. Oh, karma's a bitch, aint it? :P
Nowadays, though, I just get stuck with "Newfie", since I'm from the island province of Newfoundland, Canada. Of course, I walk into that, because I purposely portray the stereotype of a Newfoundlander, which is like the Irish Stereotype, kinda.
What? It's always fun to act like a drunken moron. It generates the "lulz". :P
(Fuck, I need to stop reading Encyclopedia Dramatica. IT'S WASTIN' MAH MIND.)
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Originally Posted by Rune Factory on cocaine
Go, right now. Back to your console. Start on Hard. Look down, now back to me. Aren't your genitals bigger? Boost kick left, now right. It's your girlfriend, with two tickets for free sex with her sister. Look at yourself, now me. You could be as awesome as me too. I'm in an Augmented Reaction Suit.
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